When someone writes "diagonally" and you read "Diagon Alley" it's time to take your nerd pills.
I ate five kinds of meat at the Dodgers game. What'd you do tonight?
I think I've scrolled more miles in my life than I've walked. Thanks internet.
Father, Smith, Warrior, Person, Place, Thing, Stranger. I am hers, and she is mine, from this day, till the end of my days.
At a donor honoree luncheon and people are handing me their valet tickets. Keep it classy ya douchey ladies.
Jaden, one of my 5-year-old female students, told me her style is "old school" and her high top Nikes are both "Funtion & fashion". She said my style is "forest chic".
Wait a minute. How the hell did Lily and James Potter have so much fucking gold?